Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. ~Tim Vine

Do you ever read or hear something and it just tickles your funny bone? This was it for me today! :-) Cracked me up!